"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
11/16/2017 at 11:08 • Filed to: Kia
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"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
11/16/2017 at 11:08 • Filed to: Kia | 2
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A product named after a surface-to-air missile launcher that’s coming from Korea specifically to make a huge impact on major markets all over the world. Well, maybe that’s just a coincidence and marketing didn’t notice that oh... the key fob is shaped like a detonator and the big button is what you hit when you lock on to your target. Well that’s an oddly topical comparison during the launch of this very surprising product.
Oh, I get it now! The Stinger MUST take off outside of Korea in order for it not to be bombing!! Freakin’ clever, Kia.
Wait... what?!
The Kia Quirk, Oppo. It’s a real thing. I’ll have to share some more with you sometime.
* I can’t remember if the Stinger is being sold in China. If it’s not then there is no doubt that this was an inside job for a massive inside joke.
chaozbandit
> Wobbles the Mind
11/16/2017 at 11:13 |
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Its designed by the germans
Ash78, voting early and often
> Wobbles the Mind
11/16/2017 at 11:16 |
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Me with a ‘91 Stinger. One of the rare versions not deployed to Afghanistan to be later used against us.
DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
> Ash78, voting early and often
11/16/2017 at 11:24 |
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I was field artillery and was sent to an air defense unit. And when ever they would start talking shit I would say.
“Yeah, but the only people to fire a stinger in combat is the Taliban.”
and 100 more
> Ash78, voting early and often
11/16/2017 at 11:25 |
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Poor trigger control, bro.
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and 100 more
> Wobbles the Mind
11/16/2017 at 11:28 |
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I really wish the main button performed the duties of both locking and unlocking. More excuses to push the big button!
Come to think of it, why don’t all remotes have a single button that toggles between lock and unlock?
MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
> and 100 more
11/16/2017 at 11:37 |
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So when you hit it multiple times you don’t have to guess whether it’s locked or unlocked
Ssfancyfresh
> Ash78, voting early and often
11/16/2017 at 11:46 |
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That looks like a fun family BBQ
Dslay04
> Wobbles the Mind
11/16/2017 at 11:56 |
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pretty bad ass key fob
spanfucker retire bitch
> Wobbles the Mind
11/16/2017 at 12:09 |
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That’s a bitchin’ key. Are all the Kia Stinger keys like that, or just the ones for the top-tier GT2 model?
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Ash78, voting early and often
> Ssfancyfresh
11/16/2017 at 12:09 |
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Bonus: Florida
/airshow
random001
> Wobbles the Mind
11/16/2017 at 12:16 |
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So, Wobbs, how many actual detonators have you seen?
My bird IS the word
> Wobbles the Mind
11/16/2017 at 12:36 |
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Ooh. I like that fob.
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Wobbles the Mind
> random001
11/16/2017 at 13:18 |
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I was asked to leave that preschool before we got that far.
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Wobbles the Mind
> spanfucker retire bitch
11/16/2017 at 13:18 |
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All that I know of!
davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
> Wobbles the Mind
11/16/2017 at 13:24 |
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Well, you’re not going to mistake the lock button for the unlock button...
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random001
> Wobbles the Mind
11/16/2017 at 13:24 |
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Well, that explains it. =0)
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davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
> Ash78, voting early and often
11/16/2017 at 13:25 |
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You were a cute kid. What happened?!